Friday, August 27, 2004

Hyperbolic frottage 

On August 18, Dan blogged:

How long will it take a rare phrase to show up in a google search? I'm going to post this at 11:45am. I think the first reader to find this post as a result of the google search on "Hyperbolic frottage you dirty devil underpants" should win some kind of prize. Bill, tell our readers what they'll win! ... Bill? ... Bill...?

To which Bill replied:

The winner will win a videotape of a live, broadcast in Burlington, VT, one-hour episode of Welcome to Reality in which Dan will say the winners full name at least 50 times during the episode. He will not simply say the name 50 times in a row, he will seemlessly integrate the name into whatever the show is about that night.

To which I say:

I'm ready for my seamless integration, Mr. DeMille. Google has spoken!
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Posted by: Spine / 6:02 PM