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Happy Spring MomentFriday, April 27 2007 @ 09:14 AM My specially trained partridge posed for pictures yesterday on a bed of wooly thyme. Spring is indeed a time of rejuvenation and delight. Link
TrackbackTrackback URL for this entry: http://candleboy.com/candleblog/trackback.php/20070427091441563 No trackback comments for this entry.Happy Spring Moment
Authored by: smoothie on
Friday, April 27 2007 @ 10:01 AM
How'd you get it to leave its pear tree?
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Authored by: DanZ on
Friday, April 27 2007 @ 11:40 AM
It doesn't stay airborne for long and can't stay up in the branches on it's own.
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Authored by: MattyTheGreek on
Friday, April 27 2007 @ 04:57 PM
Rejuvenation, delight... and Jack Valenti's dead, too! YAY!
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Authored by: JIMO on
Friday, April 27 2007 @ 06:46 PM
Is that an immature partridge? Ya know, like, how Danny Partridge was immature?
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Authored by: DanZ on
Friday, April 27 2007 @ 08:04 PM
It's not immature, it's dead.
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Authored by: JIMO on
Saturday, April 28 2007 @ 01:00 PM
It's not immature, it's dead.
Yes, but is it immature and dead? Like Mr. Kincaid in that one episode where he thought he was dying. --- Happy Spring Moment
Authored by: DanZ on
Saturday, April 28 2007 @ 01:53 PM
i understand, but the classic immaturity test of a partridge (pretending to take its stuff) requires that it be at least aware that you're mocking it.
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Authored by: brooke! on
Saturday, April 28 2007 @ 02:39 PM
Dude, this partridge is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't stuck him to the ground, he'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARTRIDGE!
In other, completely unrelated signs of spring, I have painted my toenails. Happy Spring Moment
Authored by: DanZ on
Saturday, April 28 2007 @ 11:18 PM
SNL old skool! i love that 'Land Shark' sketch.
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Authored by: MarkS on
Sunday, April 29 2007 @ 10:27 AM
Err, that's Python., unless you are trying to be funny.
Brooke, what color did you choose? Maybe I'll get a pedicure and we can match. This is way more fun than free speech. Wait! Maybe it's possible to look good AND uphold free speech! Bill, you CAN get a full on metrosexual makeover AND uphold free speech and enlighten the Philistines. Just maybe don't wear your strappy shoes, they're not likely to take you as seriously. But you'll have the confidence to take them to the mat, with the knowledge that you have perfect feet. Wow! This is great, it's just like Legally Blonde. Happy Spring Moment
Authored by: MarkS on
Sunday, April 29 2007 @ 10:31 AM
No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the partridge, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
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Authored by: DanZ on
Sunday, April 29 2007 @ 11:50 AM
I thought I was being funny. Mistaking the 'dead parrot' sketch for the 'land shark' sketch was added at the last minute in case the 'SNL' line was too obtuse to be funny. Clearly, I was wrong on all counts. Besides, you're not Nigerian.
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Sunday, April 29 2007 @ 12:26 PM
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